2024 is upon us and, let’s be real, the whole goddamn year is going to be swallowed up by the goddamn Presidential Election and it’s going to be goddamn exhausting. One thing I do know for sure, though, is that making predictions is hard. And if you listen to all of the pundits making predictions about who is going to win in 2024, you’re just torturing yourself.
Dear Ohio
Hi there. It’s me, Michigan. I know that things have been kind of strained between us. That we’re always positioned as enemies even though, let’s face it, we’re basically siblings. Yeah, we like to argue about who’s older. I became a state in 1837, you became a state in 1803. But then there’s that whole thing about you being kind of illegitimate until 1953. But who’s counting really?
Closer to Your Door: Don’t let your Local Election Result in a Horror Show
Have you heard the phrase, “the further down the ballot the closer to your door?” Considering it’s “spooky season” on the cusp of Halloween, it does kind of have a “the call is coming from inside the house” vibe.